so he’s given non human meat to cook with and presents the fish with another fish in it’s mouth
he served cannibal fish i fucking hate hannibal lecter
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
I’M GONNA QWUIT THIS FUCKINSDG WEBSIT OH MY GOD
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling.
Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)
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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.
I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES.
Exactly my argument when a basic bitch gives me bisexual erasure bullshit
ok so my biggest pet peeve is when you’re actually being kind and you’re offering someone some food or drink or you’re offering to help them with something and they say “no” really offended like you just asked them to blow you or something like how fucking hard is it so say “No, thank you” or something like that when someone is kind enough to offer you things
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.