i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
The slightly good race.
have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.I’m so glad my parents still get along.
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
FOR GODS SAKE HELP
These are not mine
Yup, these might be the most beautiful covers we’ve ever seen.
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Tom Hiddleston is not yet my husband.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name